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Fat Guy: Typing away—on my fat computer—a letter to my lawyer about suing McDonald's for putting gay, addictive shit in food. Okay, it is sent. Oh no, I lost, and I am still fat.

Jay Leno: Heh heh, did you hear about the guy who sued McDonald's? Yeah, he is mad because they made him fat. Ha ha ha, stupid Fat Guy.

Nigger: I am black. I am suing "Mickey D's" for being full of gay garbage.

Jay: Did you hear about the guy who is suing McDonald's? He is black. Yeah, apparently he is suing them for making him a stupid nigger.